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27 Funny Harry Potter Quotes

I wish we could all get along like we used to In middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy… she doesn’t even go here. Why Is the ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want It to be? Oh […]

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Funniest Quotes

Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice. That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself In the face. I will slap you so hard even google wont be able to find you. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which Is a tree that makes It a plant… so […]

Funny Marriage Quotes (6)

21 Funny Marriage Quotes

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. – John Wilmot Before marrying someone, you should first make them use […]

Funny Witty Quotes With Pictures (9)

23 Funny Witty Quotes With Pictures

It Is bad to suppress ur laughter; It goes back down to your hips. Perfect has 7 letters and so does ‘meeeeee’. Coincidence? I thing not. When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you. Wow, you really going to fight […]

Funny Motivational Quotes

Don’t worry, I got your back! Be Positive. When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, and BELIEVE. I do not advocate violence, I advocate peace. And then just when my opponent believes me I punch him in the face. – Buster Guru. HARD WORK – The […]

Top 16 Ron Swanson Funny Quotes

I like saying “no,” It lowers their enthusiasm. There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats. – Ron Swanson. I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office the bigger ones will be tougher, like ‘bring all this crumbling to the […]

Fun Facts Part 4

When I die I want my last words to be, ” I left  a million dollars under the…” Alexander the great cried when he heard the astronomer anaxarchus talk about the Infinite number of worlds In the universe. one of Alexander’s friends asked him what was the matter, and he replied: ” there are so […]