Too bad you can’t wear those Instagram filters out In public huh your regular ass bitch.
Everyone’s falling In love and I’m just like.
When the person grading your paper asks the teacher If your answer Is acceptable.
When people ask me how life Is going.
Can I has your Napkinz? Yes! Yes! I’ll wipe my face on the carpet.
I’m hot and cold at the same time. He needs more blankets, and he needs less blankets.
Not sure If constantly sick and tired or If this Is just how life feels.
The most Important thing In life Is to be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Always be batman.
I just can’t handle life today.
I just don’t understand why my life Is so gray.
The life of a minimum wage worker.
When the waiter says “enjoy your meal” and I say “you too.”
I’m In shape round Is a shape.