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14 Best Funny One Liner Jokes

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Looking for easy-to-spill but hilarious jokes? Here are 14 of the best funny one-liner jokes on the internet.

The jokes included in the list talk about Adam and Eve, why a woman should not have kids after the age of 40, stealing a friend’s wheelchair, and starting a fight with a person with a hiccoughs.

The funny one-liner jokes in this collection are not intended to offend anyone. Just have fun, share the link or the pictures, and spread some good vibes. You can also bookmark this page and return to it when the need arises.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Oh for God’s sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Why are ghost such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.

I don’t think women should be allowed to have kids after 40. 40 kids is way too much by any standard.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

You won’t drink away the alcoholism.

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

I stole my friend’s wheelchair. Guess who is comes crawling back to me?!

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.

Losing a wife can be very tough. Some may even say impossible.

Need cheering up? Start a fight with somebody when they have the hiccoughs!

Dark, the side of this toast is. (Yoda at breakfast)

What would you call a person who had no body and no nose?  Nobody knows.

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