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14 Best Funny One Liner Jokes

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Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Oh for God’s sake! Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Why are ghost such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.

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I don’t think women should be allowed to have kids after 40. 40 kids is way too much by any standard.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

You won’t drink away the alcoholism.

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On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

I stole my friend’s wheelchair. Guess who is comes crawling back to me?!

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.

Losing a wife can be very tough. Some may even say impossible.

Need cheering up? Start a fight with somebody when they have the hiccoughs!

Dark, the side of this toast is. (Yoda at breakfast)

What would you call a person who had no body and no nose?  Nobody knows.

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