Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
What Kind of a star can be Risky? A shooting Star!
How do you know you’ve found lebron James Cell Phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn’t have a ring!
Which Is the way chosen by crazy people? The psycho path!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.
During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “ the windows frozen”. Husband replied to pour some warm on them. After a while husband received a message again ” No way, the computer Is completely spoilt now”!
I always have a minute to watch a fat kid with a backpack running.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Santa Claus Santa Cluas who? No! It’s me Santa Claus! I can’t Find your Chimney.
My name Is little dancing man but you can call me Glark and everyday I do a jug from morning until dark. Fine Lassies come from far & wide to watch me shake m y tush and IF they start to crowd me I Yell “ Ladies! Please don’t Push!”