18 Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris once urinated In a semi’s gas tank as a joke. That semi Is now known as optimus Prime.

There used to be a street named after chuck Norris, but It was changed because nobody crosses chuck Norris and lives.

When Alexander Graham Bell Invented the telephone, he had 3 Missed Calls From chuck Norris.

Hey guys, remember when chuck Norris jokes were funny? Yeah, neither do I. Knock It the F**k off.

Who wins In a fight between kingkong and Godzilla? Neither, chuck Norris never lets his pets fight.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet In his room. It’s not dead, It’s just afraid to move. Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form because he will never submit.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted.

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