19 Very Funny Jokes

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 I can’t think of anything Interesting to talk about. I’m so boring! She must hate me. A man who actually listens to me! I think In love!

What’s the best think do about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag Is a big plus.

Why don’t cannibals eat divorced women? Because they’re Bitter.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name Is Paul.

Mother: “How Was school today, Patrick?” Patrick: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick: “What School?”

Ok nice and easy now… gimme you nose and don’t so anything stupid.

“Mom, where do tampons go?” “Where the babies come from, darling.” “In the Stork?”

Priorities 1st – Take the Picture 2nd – Save you child from being eaten by a camel.


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