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If you ever get cold, just stand In a corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees.
I went to a restaurant that serves “Breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the renaissance. – Peter Kay.
If lying was a job, I know some people that would be Billionaires!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Santa Clause Santa Claus Santa Cluse who? No! It’s me Santa Clause! I can’t Find your Chimney.
I told you to wear Protection out here Today.
My friends seem to think that I might have a “Drinking Problem.” That’s ridiculous. I don’t even remember the last time I was blackout drunk. Tim Ross
What two words, when combined hold the most letters?
An Invisible man marries an Invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.