20+ Best Hilarious Jokes

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To leave a message, press 1. For technical Support, Press 2. To send a mild electric Shock to our customer relations manager, Press 3.

If you ever get cold, just stand In a corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

I went to a restaurant that serves “Breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the renaissance. – Peter Kay.

If lying was a job, I know some people that would be Billionaires!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Santa Clause Santa Claus Santa Cluse who? No! It’s me Santa Clause! I can’t Find your Chimney.

I told you to wear Protection out here Today.

My friends seem to think that I might have a “Drinking Problem.” That’s ridiculous. I don’t even remember the last time I was blackout drunk. Tim Ross

What two words, when combined hold the most letters?

An Invisible man marries an Invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.


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