A ham sandwich walk Into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “Sorry, We don’t’ server food here.”
A horse walks Into a bar. The barman says… “why the long face”.
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? I don’t know, you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. Heheheheh, what about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck there. Oh god!
I love sniffing my F1 key don’t worry though… I’m trying to get help…
World’s shortest joke, 2 women were sitting quietly…. *BA DUM TSS*.
I went to the doctors the other day and he said: “go to bournemouth, It’s great for flu.” So I went – and I got It.
You: please insert 1 good joke to start this conversation. Stanger: hey Stranger: knock knock you: whos there? Stanger: Disco you: Disco Who? Stanger: Disconnected your conversational partner has disconnected. Excellent. Best Knock Knock joke ever?