If someone comes up with the idea to call you old, then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday! – Anonymous
Happy Birthday you are my companion, comforter, and friend. I am so blessed to have and to hold you as my husband forever.
I can’t believe you’re almost 18. now, you’ll be able to go to jail! Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday troy, old man!! happy here, 13 years since the divorce.
Has an app on his phone that makes him look old, wrinkly and past It. It’s called the Camera.
Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? blow me. Damn it bunny he was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. he’s such an asshole.
Happy birthday you grumpy old twat.
You know you are 40 when the only weightlifting exercise you do Is standing up!
What did a bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? thanks. I’ll never part with It.