If olive oil Is made of olives… then… Baby oil Is made of…
What I thought feeding kids was like… what It’s really like.
What do I do with my hands?
How do I put this? You will never “sleep In” again.
What I see when you post pictures of your kids.
Did I really just call my teacher mom?
So today at church a guy In a suit tried to drown me and I kid you not, my family just stood there taking pictures.
3 years In jail for stealing my nose.
Stay strong! Weekend Is coming soon.
As soon as you finish putting my diaper on I will shit.
Haha! So we meet again!!
You mean to tell me that she’s hiding behind her hands?
Rolling down the street eating cheerios sipping my box of juice with my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.
I pulled his hair and kicked him. Why doesn’t he get that I like him?