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20+ Funny Short Jokes

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Q: what did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Patty!

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Q: what kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A: a deviled egg!

Q: what kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A: a turkey!

Q: why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: He felt Crummy!

Q: why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

In a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, “Nice perfume. Which one Is It? I want to gift It to my wife”

Lady, “Don’t’ give It to her. Some Idiot will”

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Q: who Is bigger – Mr. Bigger or his baby?

A: Mr. Bigger’s baby Is “little Bigger”

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets In the way.

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