Q: what did the hamburger name his daughter? A: Patty!
Q: what kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A: a deviled egg!
Q: what kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A: a turkey!
Q: why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He felt Crummy!
Q: why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
In a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, “Nice perfume. Which one Is It? I want to gift It to my wife”
Lady, “Don’t’ give It to her. Some Idiot will”
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Q: who Is bigger – Mr. Bigger or his baby?
A: Mr. Bigger’s baby Is “little Bigger”
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets In the way.