20+ Latest Best Funny Jokes

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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. So they started crying and headed home.

Employer: how long did you work during your last job? Candidate: 30 years Employer: what’s your age? Candidate: 20 years. Employer: you are 20 and have 30 years. Experience: How Is that possible? Candidate: overtime.

If you ever get cold, just stand In a corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees.

 A man Is In a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps Into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes Into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am” If your heart Is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me. She replies, “If your penis Is as hard as your elbow, I’m In room 436.”

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