Now Is the time when Monday morning will feel like weekends… Hav’ a Happy retired life!
I retired early for health reasons. My company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Warning retired person on premises. Knows everything, and has plenty of time to tell It!
Hang In there, retirement Is only thirty years away! – Workplace Graffiti.
I don’t want to I don’t have to you can’t make me I’m retired!
What do you call person who Is happy on Monday? Retired.
Behind every retired man Is a wife, wishing he would go back to work.
I thought you retired several years ago, you are just making It official just now. I haven’t seen you actually work In a long time.
Retirement Is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at It. – Gene Perret.
A nurse begins life at retirement when they can safely answer their phones again.