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21 Funny Marriage Quotes

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. – John Wilmot

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Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are

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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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You wanna change positions tonight? He says, “Yeah!” She says, “Okay”, you do the dishes, and I will sit on the couch and fart.

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You’re wasting your time, pal – I’m a married man.

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I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

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A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

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