21 Funny Marriage Quotes
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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. – John Wilmot
Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
You wanna change positions tonight? He says, “Yeah!” She says, “Okay”, you do the dishes, and I will sit on the couch and fart.
You’re wasting your time, pal – I’m a married man.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
