It Is bad to suppress ur laughter; It goes back down to your hips.
Perfect has 7 letters and so does ‘meeeeee’. Coincidence? I thing not.
When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.
Wow, you really going to fight with me on the Internet? What’s the worst you can do? Caps-lock me to death?
What to say? If someone points at you, laughs, & then calls you a loser In front of everyone. Here’s what to say… I’m sorry, but you mistaken me for your mirror.
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. – Tom Bodett
Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson? Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?
When I’m single, all I see are couples being happy. When I’m dating someone, all I see are singles being happy.