Are you looking for hilarious but safe jokes? Well, here are 26 funny but clean jokes that you can spill during your and your friends’ happy hours.
Some of the jokes are super funny, reading them alone will already put a smile on your face.
One noted that the security personnel of the tech giant Samsung should be called “Guardians of the Galaxy.” Another joke noted that snowmen’s breakfast are Frosted Flakes.
These jokes are free. You can send the links to your friends so they will smile as well. Or, you can bookmark the page and return when it’s your turn to spill the jokes.
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Q: what do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians Of the Galaxy.
What do snowman have for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
My face when I’m eating my salad and someone brings Donuts.
Come I need to show you something.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
I know what I’m doing the nest time It snows.
I’m not sure of the cause… I think It could be due to alcohol. That’s ok I’ll come back when you’re sober.
I take It haven’t had sex for a while. Normal Sperm your sperm.