Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called karma? A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Q: what do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians Of the Galaxy.
What do snowman have for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
My face when I’m eating my salad and someone brings Donuts.
Come I need to show you something.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
I know what I’m doing the nest time It snows.
I’m not sure of the cause… I think It could be due to alcohol. That’s ok I’ll come back when you’re sober.
I take It haven’t had sex for a while. Normal Sperm your sperm.