A ham sandwich walks Into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Wow! This cheese Is to die for! Ha ha ha.
Does Swiss cheese Come from holy cows?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Cheesy Joke of the day…
Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
The seven dwarves of menopause Itchy,Bitchy,sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful & psycho.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop.
So a guy walks Into a bar… It really hurt!
“Eiffel” tower. “I didn’t’ fall” tower.
Just waiting for the bus cause my car got toad.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? BISON.