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D.R.M.R.A Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.

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I want to make my name on Facebook “Nobody” so when i see someone post something stupid I can Like It, and it will say “Nobody Likes This”

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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”- Phyllis Diller

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I hate how chocolate melts on my fingers. I mean am I That HOT? 47 likes. I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean am I THAT HOT?

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I’m not crazy my reality is just different than yours.


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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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It’s all fun games cops get called.. then it’s hide seek!

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If  i had  a dollar for every smart thing you’ve said I’d be poor.

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Some people just need a pat on the back.

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When I’m single, all I see are couples being happy when I’m dating someone, all i see are singles being happy.

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“Did you just fall?” No, I attacked the floor. “Backwards?” Yes, I’m freaking talented.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

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Notice be nice or leave- thank you

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I don’t know who you are but i will find you  and  I will kill you.


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When I’m bored, I send a text to a random number saying “I hid the body… now what ?”

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why are there no fat stickmen? 

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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

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All My Life I Thought Air Was Free. Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.


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The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True.. but Then Again It Might Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You.

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Where the fuck are my cookies?

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This is a test if you can read this all the way down to here please.

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