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Best Funny Dirty Jokes Part 1

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I Don’t have a Dirty Mind, I have a Sexy Imagination.

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My father got me a dictionary for my birthday.” why did you get me this? ” I asked he said, because you’re stupid. then for his birthday i got him a dildo. why did you get me this? he asked. i said because you’re a cunt.

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Give me another chance I’ll be way more attentive to your needs on the see-saw I’ll stay down there for as long as you want.

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You can tell all you need to about a person by weather they bring the banana to their mouth or mouth to banana.

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Hey, look.. I’m holding up all the fucks i give.

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Blow jobs creative jobs

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Normal,Usual, Unusual, Awesome.

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Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

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Let’s see how you like not playing with your ball for a week.

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Time for your happy pills.

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who is the person that arms-wrestlers don’t want to meet? Answer: Neil Armstrong

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

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Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!

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Oh that’s nasty.

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Knock it off asshole! i’m a french fry.

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Everyone has that one friend that can turn any conversation into something dirty.

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Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand? wool!

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Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. and by sorry , i mean you’re welcome.

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THE VAGINA the best engine in the world is the vagina, it can be started with one finger. it is self lubricating it take any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks it is a pity though that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

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I’m going to start cleaning , i mean drinking wine and spraying ¬†everything with febreze.

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My bucket list make bubbles.

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Sometimes i drink water.

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Don’t try to pluck me.

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