Best Funny Quotes Part One

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Yo Dory I’m really happy for you and i’m  gonaa let you finish gay fish of all time.

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BESTFRIEND the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

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Why did chicken cross the road? Because north korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.

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GOOGLE classic Images News Video Maps other Please allow 30 day for search results.

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Make like a banana, and kill yourself.

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Does this look like the face of mercy.

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Want to go to sleep again? Go ahead press the snooze button.

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I refuse to become a nugget!

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Genius policeman last person on earth to figure out bruce wayne is batman.

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How she  sees it.

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You didn’t disappear you just covered your eyes.

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Lol so true: When a friend says that they’re not hungry and gets nothing at Mcdanld’s but then they ask if they can get some of my fries: you get nothing!

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Sometime it’s hard to open your hand, but you need to… pride

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I never make the mistake twice. I make it five or six time, Just to be sure.

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“Big question” When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

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Don’t wake me up unless the house is on fire or you have food for me.Otherwise google your problems.

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