Best Funny Quotes Part One
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Yo Dory I’m really happy for you and i’m gonaa let you finish gay fish of all time.
BESTFRIEND the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
Why did chicken cross the road? Because north korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.
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Make like a banana, and kill yourself.
Does this look like the face of mercy.
Want to go to sleep again? Go ahead press the snooze button.
I refuse to become a nugget!
Genius policeman last person on earth to figure out bruce wayne is batman.
How she sees it.
You didn’t disappear you just covered your eyes.
Lol so true: When a friend says that they’re not hungry and gets nothing at Mcdanld’s but then they ask if they can get some of my fries: you get nothing!
Sometime it’s hard to open your hand, but you need to… pride
I never make the mistake twice. I make it five or six time, Just to be sure.
“Big question” When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Don’t wake me up unless the house is on fire or you have food for me.Otherwise google your problems.