Unemployable due to stupid personal stuff i put on my Facebook page me too! for me, it was an embarrassing YouTube video.
Make a chair and take a seat.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
He hanged Again press the reset button.
Cop said ” your eyes look red you been smoking weed? i said your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?
It was nice to meat you. Yeah hope to see you again soon so we can ketchup.
you mean to tell me your real name isn’t mom
What do you call a black person on the moon?
You posted our plan on Facebook ???
Ways to tell a woman’s mad at you: 1. She’s silent 2. She’s yelling 3. she acts the same 4. she acts different 5. she murdered you.
When a boy send a dirty sms to a gril.. she laughs for 10 minutes forwards that to her friends(girls) Then replies to the boy Eww i don’t like much stuff, i am not that kind of girl.
Not sure if people don’t get my humor or i’m just not funny at all.
Sometimes i fell that i have the worst job in the world! ya right !
I’ve dedicated my life to studying sponges really why because they’re so obsorbing!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some ticks all sorts of antics!
Went to the opticians the other day, guess who i bumped into? …Everyone!
Yo mama so damn fat i pictured her in my head & the bitch broke my neck.
What is this? milk sleeping in the night morning becomes tight.
If i kill you, you don’t pay Dr. nick riviera.
Spring need to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.
110 Tabs open not sure where the sound is coming from.