Best Jokes For Kids

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Are you looking for jokes for your children, nieces, nephews or little cousins? Well, check out the best jokes for kids and make them happy.

Make kids laugh their hearts out by joking around their favorite foods like honey, milk, gummy bears, banana, and burgers. Also, you can use their favorite personalities like Santa Claus, the policeman, the doctor and the Minions from the movie “Despicable Me.”

These jokes are proven to make kids laugh. So, share this post and help parents around the world. Or, bookmark this page so you can go back to it when then need arises.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

Q: why did the banana go to the doctor? A: because It was not peeling well.

Q: when does It rain money? A: when there’s change In the weather!

Q: what goes snap, crackle and squeak? A: Mice Krispies.

What do you call a santa who doesn’t move? Santa pause!

Why do some people eat snails? They don’t like fast food! (hehe)

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

A man goes to the doctor with a big bandage over both ears. “what happened to the other ear?” the doctor asks. “ I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang,” the man says. “what happened to the other ear?” “Just as I put the Iron down, the phone rang again.”

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