Best Jokes For Kids

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

Q: why did the banana go to the doctor? A: because It was not peeling well.

Q: when does It rain money? A: when there’s change In the weather!

Q: what goes snap, crackle and squeak? A: Mice Krispies.

What do you call a santa who doesn’t move? Santa pause!

Why do some people eat snails? They don’t like fast food! (hehe)

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

A man goes to the doctor with a big bandage over both ears. “what happened to the other ear?” the doctor asks. “ I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang,” the man says. “what happened to the other ear?” “Just as I put the Iron down, the phone rang again.”


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