Best Jokes OF The Day

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We’re looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old, the experience of a 40- year old, the drive of a 30-year old and the payscale of a 20-year old.

Hey –what’s that you’re looking at? Nothing mom!

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Being an England supporter Is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. – John Bishop

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”


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