by admin | Jul 14, 2017 | Funny or Die
Some people remind me of old TV sets. You have to hit them a few times until they get the picture. You look so much thinner! Thanks I had my appendix removed… Biggest joke of the century “computer and mobile were Invented to save our time.” Man 1: Why Is prime...
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by admin | Jun 1, 2015 | Funny or Die
I THINK FORTUNE COOKIES LIE. WHEN I DIE WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO TO MY FUNERAL DRESSED LIKE THE GRIM REAPER? DON’T SAY ANYTHING JUST STAND THERE. CAPTAIN PLANET RETURNS. I WANT A HOUSE , A NEW CAR, A PLASMA TV TO BE FREE TO BE HAPPY. GORDA I...
