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27 Funny Harry Potter Quotes

27 Funny Harry Potter Quotes

- Advertisements - I wish we could all get along like we used to In middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy… she doesn’t even go here. Why Is the ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would...
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Funniest Quotes

Funniest Quotes

- Advertisements - Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice. That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself In the face. I will slap you so hard even google wont be able to find you. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which Is a tree...
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21 Funny Marriage Quotes

21 Funny Marriage Quotes

- Advertisements - To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children,...
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23 Funny Witty Quotes With Pictures

23 Funny Witty Quotes With Pictures

- Advertisements - It Is bad to suppress ur laughter; It goes back down to your hips. Perfect has 7 letters and so does ‘meeeeee’. Coincidence? I thing not. When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to...
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Funny Motivational Quotes

- Advertisements - Don’t worry, I got your back! Be Positive. When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, and BELIEVE. I do not advocate violence, I advocate peace. And then just when my opponent believes me I punch...
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Top 16 Ron Swanson Funny Quotes

- Advertisements - I like saying “no,” It lowers their enthusiasm. There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats. – Ron Swanson. I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office the...