by admin | Nov 27, 2016 | Funny Quotes
I wish we could all get along like we used to In middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy… she doesn’t even go here. Why Is the ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want It to be?...
by admin | Nov 13, 2016 | Funny Quotes
Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice. That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself In the face. I will slap you so hard even google wont be able to find you. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which Is a tree that makes It a...
by admin | Aug 28, 2016 | Funny Quotes
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories....
by admin | Aug 28, 2016 | Funny Quotes
It Is bad to suppress ur laughter; It goes back down to your hips. Perfect has 7 letters and so does ‘meeeeee’. Coincidence? I thing not. When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you. Wow,...
by admin | Jul 21, 2016 | Funny Quotes
Don’t worry, I got your back! Be Positive. When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, and BELIEVE. I do not advocate violence, I advocate peace. And then just when my opponent believes me I punch him in the face....
by admin | Jul 18, 2016 | Funny Quotes
I like saying “no,” It lowers their enthusiasm. There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats. – Ron Swanson. I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office the bigger ones will be...
