Aww, you’re not bad luck…. Don’t listen to them!
Whoah so that’s coffee.
My owner loves me so much, I get a sweater to keep me warm, I’m going to kill you In your sleep.
Day 11: the dog still thinks I’m fur.
I’m gonna Kill whoever said you were adopted.
Sometimes… the smallest things take up the most room In your heart.
Doggiez ar kute, an I luvs dem. Az long as I’z bigger.
Petting a dog “ohh that’s perfect! I love you I love you I love you I do!” Petting a cat “you’re doing It wrong!!! I kill!!!”
Okay, Okay… I missed u too. Glad dey finded you.
If a dog jumps In your lap, It Is because he Is fond of you; but If a cat does the same thing, It Is because your lap Is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead.
I like big mutts and I can not lie.