I drink to make other people more interesting. ― Ernest Hemingway
Drinking Rum before 10:00AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. – Earl Dibbles Jr.
If you can’t be happy at lest you can be drunk.
You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions.
Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams.
Guess who’s get’n drunk tonight.
I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.
I’m not addicted to alcohol or drugs, I’m addicted to escaping reality. – Unknown
That’s what I do I drink and I know things. – Tyrion Lannister.
Ladies! It’s Friday night…. Time to drink triple, see double and act single!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted In a friend.
It doesn’t matter If the glass Is half empty or half full. There Is clearly room for more wine.
Every empty bottle Is filled with stories.
To me drink responsibly means don’t spill It.