Yes, I’m drunk. But you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be beautiful.
Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. – Charlie Chaplin
Guess who’s get’n drunk tonight.
Good friends take your drink away when they think you’ve had too much. Best friends say bitch, you better drink that! We don’t waste that shit.
Trust me, you can dance. – Vodka
If you don’t drink how will your friends know you love them at 2 A.M.?
Here’s to what I won’t remember.
Drunk man walking.
I don’t have a drinking problem I drink, I get drunk, I pass our no problem!
You’re not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.