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Ex girlfriend quotes

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I Used To Be Jealous Of His New Girlfriend Until I Found Out That She Is Jealous Of His Ex-Girlfriend .breakup support forums,inspirations,reports,articles, poems, quotes and  sayings,newsletter,advice and more.

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I’m the girl your ex girlfriend will hate, your mom will love, and that you will never forget.

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That moment you see your ex and his new girlfriend and smile…. because you know you’re better off alone!!! –

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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

 

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Currently I’m not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can’t promise I won’t be one again. – Miranda Lambert

 

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Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book over & over again when you know how the story ends. – Unknown

ex girlfriend quotes (3)  An EX should stay an EX. They’re the Example of false love and an Explanation for why you deserve better.

 

 

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ex girlfriend quotes (4)Message to my ex: thanks for everything, now I am more stronger than before & now I don’t need you. I can walk on my own. – Unknown.

 

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Boy
I saw her today.
It seems like it has been forever.
She look better than before.
I asked her how was she going.
I’d picked her out aver any girl I’m with.
I can’t even look at her without crying.
I told her I miss her
I mean it.
I love her.
I held her for the last time.
Then I went home and cried.
I lost her.

Girl

I saw him today.
I wonder if he still cares.
I couldn’t stop staring at him.
I asked him about his new girlfriend.
He’s probably happy now.
He couldn’t even look at me.
He didn’t mean it.
He doesn’t mean it.
He loves his new girlfriend.
He gave me a friendly hug.
Then I went home and cied.
I love him…

ex girlfriend quotes (6)Dan, I’m leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mum’s & I’ve changed the locks. Sorry to do this on Valentine’s Day. Laura.

 

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Dear ex, I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.

 

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I’m currently in training to be your hottest ex-girlfriend

 

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Why I’m dumping You

You think Predator 2 was better than the original.
It’s not Cousint, it’s Cousin.
You referred to your cockatoo as your baby.
The airbrushed clothing.
You eat your cereal with water instead of milk.
You can name all of the dudes in One Direction.
You have one-too-many posters of Michael Phelps in a Speedo.
You used air quotes when you talked about the moon landing.
Snow Dogs is your favorite movie.
You insist on calling the President Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
Must you tell every single person about that time you were visited by aliens?
You kiss your entire family on the mouth.
Your Taz tattoo.
Vegans do not eat bacon, dumbass.
You wore sweatpants to my grandma’s funeral – and, no, it doesn’t matter that they were black.
Your AOL email address.
Two words: Leather Pants.
Your favorite actor is Kirk Cameron.
You’ve used the phrase, “Jay Leno said the funniest thing…
You told me, “Put on something sexy, we’re going to Red Lobster.

 

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Never let your new love pay for the troubles your ex put you through

 

ex girlfriend quotes (11)Dear new girlfriend,Treat him okay. He always acts tough around his friends. But it’s just an act. Laugh at his jokes, even when they aren’t funny. It makes him happy. Never be the one to let go of his hugs first, it puts a huge smile on his face. Always hold his hand when he reaches for it. It makes him feel like he owns you. And realize you have a great guy when you’re dating him. Because he’s one of the best I ever had .. Sincerely,His ex girlfriend.

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