Family Guy Quotes

You ever just drive through a town and wonder “who the hell lives here”?

When you poop In your dreams, you poop for real.

A well a bird bird bird, b bird’s the word!

Do you know what really grinds my gears? Being tired all day, but can’t sleep at night.

You know, that’s the difference between you and me lois. When life comes knocking at the door you go and hide In the kitchen.

Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re total bitch.

Oh, boy, I feel just like tim allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record.

Oh my god, It’s like he’s saying everything I’m listening to!

Well careful, brian. Sometimes the things you love can disappoint you.

Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That Is all.

After today scientists say there will only be seven planets In our solar system because I am going to destroy Uranus!! Happy V-Day.