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Family Guy Quotes

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You ever just drive through a town and wonder “who the hell lives here”?

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When you poop In your dreams, you poop for real.

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A well a bird bird bird, b bird’s the word!

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Do you know what really grinds my gears? Being tired all day, but can’t sleep at night.

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You know, that’s the difference between you and me lois. When life comes knocking at the door you go and hide In the kitchen.

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Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re total bitch.

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Oh, boy, I feel just like tim allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record.

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Oh my god, It’s like he’s saying everything I’m listening to!

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Well careful, brian. Sometimes the things you love can disappoint you.

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Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That Is all.

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After today scientists say there will only be seven planets In our solar system because I am going to destroy Uranus!! Happy V-Day.

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