Facebook should have a limit on how many times someone can change their relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”
I Want To Make A Facebook & And Name It Nobody So When I See Stupid Crap People Post , I can like It. And It will say nobody likes this.
Facebook Is the only place where It’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
When i die i want my last words to be:”I left a million dollars under the….
I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds.Then I got a Facebook account,and now I m over it.
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide which part of the body you want to poke.
Facebook Helping people remembering birthday since 2004.
I love facebook It’s the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
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