In ancient japan,public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest! I would win.
Most lip balms are made with “salicylic acid crystal” that’s an Ingredient that causes your lips to peel, so you need to use more lip balm.
The average american spends 38 days brushing teeth over his or her lifetime.
You can survive entirely on a diet of potatoes and butter which provide all the necessary nurients and human body needs.
just saying It’s Friday makes me pee my pants a little.
there is a sport called banzai skydiving. you throw the parachute out of the airplane first and then jump after It.
More people are killed by falling coconuts every year than shark attacks.