Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice.
That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself In the face.
I will slap you so hard even google wont be able to find you.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which Is a tree that makes It a plant… so chocolate Is a salad.
Fating Is like the song from frozen. Work: conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know… At home: let It go! Let It go! Can’t hold It back anymore…
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
I hate It when people are at your house and ask do you have a bathroom? No, we pee In the yard.
The biggest lie I tell myself Is “I don’t need to write that down I’ll remember It”
Common sense Is like deodorant. The people who need It most never use It.