Funny Birthday Quotes

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Its your Birthday! put on a smile as biiig as this! Happy Birthday.

I’m not getting old I’m Getting better.


Birthdays are good for your health. studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.


Wow.. don’t you look all set, to monkey around  and have loads of fun! hope you do just that! Happy Birthday!


I got you something for your birthday and it ain’t the cake.


Happy Birthday! may your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.


100 celebrate.


Cake ! Cake what Cake ? Happy Birthday.

It is  scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.


Birthday are nature’s way telling us to eat  more cake.

Forgot about the past, you can’t change it.forgot about the future you can’t predict it.forgot about the present, i didn’t get you one.


They say that  age is all in your mind.the trick is Keeping it from creeping down into your body.


May you live all the days of your life enjoy every day here’s to you sending you cheers in your special day Happy Birthday.



At your age you need glasses…and plenty of them. cheers Happy Birthday.



Birthday cake  calories don’t count.


Happy Birthday!!! perfect place for your message.

Remember age gets better with wine Happy Birthday.


Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.


You think age is a funny thing? wait till you look at yourself in the mirror… Happy Birthday.


Why birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? – Bobby Kelton


Birthdays are good for you. statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Happy Birthday


Happy Birthday.


I like you . when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless. Happy Birthday.


It takes a long time to grow  young -pablo picasoo Happy Birthday young lady!


Happy Birthday to you,You live in a zoo, Like the monkey ,like a donkey the gorilla is you!


Happy Birthday to you!!!


You is well old! Happy Birthday.

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