Must Not Blinkz.
Dog startid It.
It was me I let the dogs out.
Get a dog they said It will be fun they said.
Not sure If here because I’m losing my junk or because I ate the same poop three times.
I am who I am. your approval Is not needed.
They said I could be anything so I became a panda.
One day you will reach the handle, and we can both go out to pee.
Oompa loompa doopity doo I left a present In one of your shoes.
You know It’s hot when even the dog starts to melt.
Hi there! I’m get- down! -No! what’s your name?
Offer master favorite toy as token of friendship throws It.
Hand over da fries an no one getz hurt
Bless Mommy and daddy and grandma and smite the cat next door. Amen!
It attacked me first!
I made It to the weekend… so there!
When you wake up from a nap looking for food.
I hate mornings…
Don’t make eye contack don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact,don’t make eye contact , don’t make eye contact.
Whoa Whoa Whoa I’m gonna need to see some Id.