I tried to be good… but I got bored.
Last time I played outside , the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I’m takin’a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!
Bitch,i’m fabulous
roughquotes.wordpress.comThere are very few things that’s more important than A GOOD SHIT.
I don’t always bark at night.
But when i do,it’s for no reason.
imfunny.netDay 30 i gained their trust… By pooping everywhere.
LeFunny.netDog flower:
Sniff it and get licked
My cute appearance i s super deceiving-my farts are potent enough to clear a room of 30+ people!
Dr says I’m fat So I ate him
If you want the Best seat In The House… You’ll Have To Move The Dog.
A dog is only think on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU CAN’T PEE WITHOUT ME.
So, we meet again mailman..
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