Funny Friends Quotes - We Need Fun

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything….

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see but only you can feel its warmth.

What is a friend? I will tell you… It Is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

With a friend like you.. Who needs chocolate!

Strangers think I’m quiet My friends think I’m out-going my best friends know that I’m completely insane!

Friends give us the courage to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. –Csther M. Clark

Friendship Is a single soul living In two bodies. – Aristotle

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.—Charles Dickens

Some time In your friendship, I just feel like that… no no no just kidding my friend.

Your friend Is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A best friend is someone who you can talk to, who won’t judge you, loves you for you, and most of all, makes you feel like you are worth something.

Best Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When My Friends Isn’t Present In School, 5% I Hope She’s Okay.95% How Dare You Leave Me Alone.

You don’t have to be CRAZY to be my friend……… But it sure helps !

Please god-if you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!!

If you have crazy friends you have everything.

We will always be friends til we are old and senile.. then we can be new friends.

The only way to have friends Is to be one. – Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I’m so happy to be of service to you.

Your friend Is the man who knows all about you and still likes you.

FRIENDSHIP PRAYER May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen

Love Is beautiful Friendship Is better.