Funny Graduation Quotes

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Graduation  celebrate school Is done look out world here I come.

They say your school days are the best days of your life but the only way that would be true for me would be If I went straight from school to prison and stayed there forever until I died.

Wherever  you go, go with all your heart.—Confucius

I was told college would be the best years of my life 3 years of severe depression and and a 30K debt determined that was a lie.

Congratulations your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues.

A graduation ceremony Is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousand of students dressed In Identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success –Robert Orben

Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions – Albert Einstein

Graduation speech: I’d like to thank the internet ,Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft word , and copy paste…

I’m not gonna be one of these idiots who advertise a small gathering on facebook  then 4000 people turn up, the roof gets stolen and the next morning they’re on the news saying “things just got out of hand”.

The future belongs to those who believe in  the beauty of their dreams.

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

Hey girl the way you study all the time and don’t go  out is really sexy.

I want to thank… Google, Wikipedia ,  and whoever invented copy and paste .

I graduated. so now I’m like smart and stuff!

One half who graduate from college never read another book the graduate. G.M. Trevelyan

Thank you red bull , Google ,  vodka and Wikipedia for making this possible.

Graduation surprise.

Graduation! Four years , two books and 457 kegs later!

I have no idea what I’m doing.

Graduation Is  an exciting time It’s both an ending and a beginning; It’s warm memories of the past and big dreams for the future.

You’ve  got the world on a string , play on ,play on. –Unknown

The firework  begin today. Each diploma Is a lighted match. Each one of you Is a fuse.—Edward koch 

High school graduation where finishing one of the easiest and most basic parts of life Is suddenly a huge deal.

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My parents sent my brother through law school, he graduated. Now he’s suing them for wasting 7 years of his life—Mike Binder

Master has given a high school diploma. Megan is freeeee! –Megan

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams –Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Keep calm and just graduate.

Hogwarts didn’t   take the fafsa.

Now that you’ve graduated just remember bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother.—melanie white

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