Funny Inspirational Quotes

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you’ve got what it takes,but It will take everything you’ve got.

Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings.We simply continue to fly…On a broomstick. We are flexible like that.

I do not advocate violence. I advocate peace and then just when my opponent believes me, I punch him In the face.- Buster guru.


Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck In a tree or something.

Uuuuuuur Ahhhhr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrr Aaaargh…-Chebacca

Which of the following Is the largest? A. A peanut B. an Elephant C.The Moon D. A kettie Elephants largest than the moon.

COURAGE do one brave thing today.. then run like hell.

Everyday may not be  good but there’s something good in every day.

When nothing goes right… go left.

When I’m sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Love is like heaven, but It can hurt like hell.-Anonymous

I dream of a better world where a chicken can cross the road without having his motive Questioned.

Who’s awesome? you’re awesome!

The quickest way to double your money Is to fold It In half and put It back in your pocket.-Unknown

Who says nothing is impossible I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Stop waiting for things to happen just go and make the happen…

Destiny Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do -orison Swett Marden

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