Guy walks out of the restroom… Girl says: “Sir your garage door Is open…. Guy asks:” did you see my Harley”…. Girl says: “No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires”
What do you call a black man falling down from a 10 storey building? Black Hawk Down.
why do women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does.
My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home. Lol despicableme word day home boss follow4folliw followfor follow follows followme like like4like likeforlike funny joke jokes.
Man and wife were watching a boxing match In which a boxer knocked out In the first round. Man says, “very boring, It was all over In 1 minute” wife replies, “Now you know how I feel?”
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, “How old are you?” I said, “I‘m five.” He said, “When I was your age, I was six.”