Funny life quotes

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funny life quotes (1)When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.



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Mad? Don’t count to 10. Just look at bunny. All better now?


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When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say “why me”, say “try me


funny life quotes (4)Old people at Weddings always poke me and say “You’re Next.” So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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3 most difficult things to do in the world:
1. You can’t count your hair.
2. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can’t breath when your tongue is out.

Now please put your tongue back inside..


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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.


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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.


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It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. W. Somerset Maugham.


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I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.


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When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.


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you can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake.


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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.


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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.


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Monday-u9hh its Monday.Tuesday-well at least its Tuesday.Wednesday-wow,its already Wednesday. Thursday-hey,tomorrow’s Friday! Friday- :d yes weekend! Saturday-party-Sunday-crap tomorrow’s Monday


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When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Crude Electrochemical Battery


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