Mom you’re seen the very worst of me; you know all my weakness, my foibles, my most embarrassing moment. What can I do….
I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
Mums! They’re like dads only smarter!
Behind every mom Is a basket of dirty laundry.
Being a full-time mother Is one of the highest salaried since the payment Is pure love. – Mildred B. Vermont.
Silence Is golden.. unless you have kids, then silence Is just suspicious.
Mom, I can’t even Imagine how proud you are of me for remembering to send you a mother’s day card.
When a woman says “what?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Dear Mom, It’s not that you’re the only one who sees the messes, It’s that you’re the only one cares except today. We care today, because dad’s bribing us and he seems serious. Happy Mother’s Day!