Funny movie quotes

South America ! It’s like America, but SOUTH.

Does marsellus wallace match the apperance of a female canine? then why, good sir, were you attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?

I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings – Jerry Seinfeld

Friends With Benefits hits theaters on July 22.

A 22-year old girl is a like a good carpenter.No wood gets wasted. ~Two and a half men

I’m Not Insane, My Mother Had Me Tested – The Big Bang Theory

And, no, I’m not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids… And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.

No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.