Funny movie quotes
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South America ! It’s like America, but SOUTH.
Does marsellus wallace match the apperance of a female canine? then why, good sir, were you attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?
I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings – Jerry Seinfeld
Friends With Benefits hits theaters on July 22.
A 22-year old girl is a like a good carpenter.No wood gets wasted. ~Two and a half men
I’m Not Insane, My Mother Had Me Tested – The Big Bang Theory
And, no, I’m not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids… And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.
No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.
And guess what else … Dad kissed me! How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. I didn’t say he was totally into it!
pull over no it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
When I’m watching Titanic, and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go. You Sit On A Throne Of Lies
You are literally too stupid to insult….Thank You
Lloyd: No way… that’s great… we’ve landed on the moon!
Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny… A horse.
Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
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