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Funny movie quotes

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South America ! It’s like America, but SOUTH.

 

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Does marsellus wallace match the apperance of a female canine? then why, good sir, were you attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?

 

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I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings – Jerry Seinfeld

 

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Friends With Benefits hits theaters on July 22.

 

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A 22-year old girl is a like a good carpenter.No wood gets wasted. ~Two and a half men

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I’m Not Insane, My Mother Had Me TestedThe Big Bang Theory

 

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And, no, I’m not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids… And I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.

 

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No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.

 

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And guess what else … Dad kissed me!  How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. I didn’t say he was totally into it!

 

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pull over no it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

 

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When I’m watching Titanic, and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go. You Sit On A Throne Of Lies

 

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You are literally too stupid to insult….Thank You

 

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Lloyd: No way… that’s great… we’ve landed on the moon!

 

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Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny… A horse.

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Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

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Written by: Smith