I’m glad he’s single, cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree.
I’ma tell you something about black people when stuff goes down, we keep our cool, maybe but not like Asian. we never panic. yeah right. when godzilla’s comin y all be trippin.
I must break you.
I only surround myself with people who I find Intellectually stimulating.
I’m sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an Infant? or were you just born stupid?
Do I have something In my teeth?
Dude, no. This Is serious. I just sharted.
I’ll be back
I vow to love you, and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.
surely you can’t be serious?! I am serious… and don’t call me shirley.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to Impress people we don’t like.