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Funny quotes on FB(Facebook)

Facebook Funny Quotes (8) Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.

Facebook Funny Quotes (9)

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

Facebook Funny Quotes (10)

Logout is the hardest button to click.

Facebook Funny Quotes (11)

I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single.” I fight with my parents all the time but you don’t see me changing my status to “orphan” .

Facebook Funny Quotes (12)

Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t know.

Facebook Funny Quotes (13)
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I hope don’t notice seriously, we haven’t talked in years Unfriend.

Facebook Funny Quotes (15)
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook. True story.

Facebook Funny Quotes (16)

If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook it’s that I am not nearly as messed up as I thought I was!

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