Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
Logout is the hardest button to click.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single.” I fight with my parents all the time but you don’t see me changing my status to “orphan” .
Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t know.
I hope don’t notice seriously, we haven’t talked in years Unfriend.
Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook. True story.
If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook it’s that I am not nearly as messed up as I thought I was!