Funny Quotes Part 4

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Life of Pie.

Spoiler alert Bruce Wayne is batman.

Have the BBC gone completely mad? You can’t just fire someone for punching people at work.

Son, there’s a life beyond Facebook. Really? please ‘Share’ the ‘link’ to it!

If jhon has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? Diabetes. 

My reaction when i get a friend request from unknown girl.

Just do it.

Poop before or after diaper change? … or during!

Woop! Woop! inside joke alert, Woop! unicorn!

Couldn’t get you !! Sorry I don’t speak Idiot..

Anger management.

Play Angry birds tried to calm them down.

I’m sorry bro, but this film is not suitable for babies under six months.

I’m Black, and i will beat your children at checkers. they can be red.

Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love .

“Giving up smoking is  the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” – Mark twain

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