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Funny Text Messages

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MOM WHAT IF JUST COME BACK HOME AT 3AM LOLL, THEN I’M GOING TO LICK YOUR ASS OUT TONIGHT,WAT……., I’M BEING SERIOUS, UHM THAT IS DISGUSTING OK , SORRY L MEANT LOCK NOT LICK , UGH.

 

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YOU’RE PRETTY, THANKS , I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN US….ME TOO , REALLY ? LIKE WHAT? ,A WALL.

 

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DO YOU HAVE A NAUGHTY SIDE?, SOMETIMES I DON’T DO MY HOMEWORK…..ON PURPOSE.

 

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I GOT AN A IN CHEM! , WTF,WELL DONE! , MOM , WHAT DO YOU THINK WTF MEANS ?,WELL THAT’S FANTASTIC.

 

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YO? , YOU DIDN’T LIKE MY SINGLE!!!??? , I THOUGHT YOU WERE  CRYING!

 

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DUDE I WASN’T THAT DRUNK! , YOU STUFFED MY CAT INTO A PILLOW CASE AND RAN AROUND SINGING “IT’S A PILLOW! IT’S A PET! IT’S A PILLOW PET!”

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YOUR MOM AND I ARE GOING TO DIVORCE NEXT MONTH , WHAT ??? WHY !CALL ME PLEASE ? ,I WROTE DISNEY AND THIS PHONE CHANGED IT. WE ARE GOING TO DISNEY.

 

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DUDE, I WAS NOT THAT DRUNK… , YOU PICKED UP A LITTLE MEXICAN GIRL AND SCREAMED“DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME.”

 

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HI MOM , NUGGET EMILY NUGGET NOT NUGGET  NUGGET ??? , YOU’RE WRECK , DID YOU DO THIS??

 

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IN A MEETING, IN A MEETING , IN A MEETING, IN A MEETING, IN A MEETING, IN A MEETING , IN A MEETING, IN A MEETING, ARE YOU IN A MEETING? , NO WHY?

 

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I WILL HAVE YOU ONE DAY MAY NOT BE TODAY OR TOMM BUT ONE DAY I WILL YOU BET THAT . LOVE YOU , YOU HAVE WRONG NUMBER.

 

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BABE.. T THINK I’M PREGNANT.., THE AT & SUBSCRIBER YOU  ARE TRYING TO REACH IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE.YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED“YOU “ WRONG.! , THE AT &SUBSCRIBER YOU *  ARE  TRYING TO REACH IS NO LONGER. IN SERVICE .

 

 

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HI , HI , DID YOU EAT? , DID YOU EAT? , ARE YOU COPYING ME ? ARE YOU COPYING ME ? I LOVE YOU! , YEA I ATE ALREADY

 

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I WILL GET OVER THERE HOPEFULLY THIS AFRO NOON, IT’S AFRO NOON.

 

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YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND PLAY WITH MY TITTIES!!! , I’M COMING OVER!!!!!!  😀 ,* KITTIES*  I MEAN KITTIES. DAMN, AUTOCORRECT…YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE…:(

 

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GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL 🙂 , XOXO YOUR IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND , THANKS MOM….

 

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SO HOW’S YOUR NEW PHONE? , YOU FINALLY HAVE A SMARTPHONE 😀 , MOM ? , WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING? , HOW DOYOUDOASPACE.

 

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I GOT YOU INTO MY BED? , IS IT COMFORTABLE? , YES. I’D SLEEP.

 

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HEY, WE NEED TO TALK. ONE SEC I JUST GOT A PACKAGE, GREAT, I MEAN COOL. UMMM I DON’T WANT TO BEE YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE, I WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, MARRY ME ? YES I WILL!.

 

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I HIT A BUNNY MOM:-( , OH NO ..EASTER IS CANCELLED.. MOM!!:’( OH MY GOD! STOP !HE RAN OUT IN FRONT OF ME ! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO:- HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL, HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL.. OH NO ! HERE COMES COURTNEY…*SPLAT!!*

 

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DUDE YOUR SO FAT . YOU WANNA KNOE WHY I’M FAT? WHY? CAUSES  EVERY TIME I F YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHE GIVES ME A BISCUIT. WHAT WAS THAT? OOPS GOTTA GO , BISCUIT BREAK.


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HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE ME? WELL, LOOK AT THE STARS AND COUNT THEM . THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. BUT IT’S MOMING. EXACTLY.

 

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NAME ONE THING I DON’T KNOW MOM. SHE KNOWS TWO SEX POSITION S. ON AND OFF. DEAR GOD. DAD . SERIOUSLY? YOU ASKED.

 

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HEY MOM I’VE DECIDED I’M COMING OUT, OH MICHAEL, DAD AND I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY, BUT I AM A TAD SHOCKED YOU TEXTED ME! I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT! MOM.I M NOT GAY.I SENT MY TEXT BEFORE I COULD FINISH. I’M COMING OUT TO SEE AND DAD IN MAY! LOL. WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF COMING OUT YOU DO!

 

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“WHAT DOES IDK, LY & TTYL MEAN?” I DON’T KNOW ,LOVE YOU , TALK TO YOU LATER. OK , I WILL ASK YOUR SISTER.

 

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HEY DO YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT? WHO IS THAT, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.

 

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HER NAME ISN’T EVEN CLOSE TO MINE THOUGH.. DID YOU SEND THIS ON PURPOSE TO ME? DON’T WORRY IF YOU DID;) MAYBE;DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIKE ME TOO?:<3 , NO.

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