Funny thanksgiving quotes

You nourish my soul,lift my spirit,brighten my days. of all that i’m thankful for..your friendship is the greatest of them!  Happy Thanksgiving!

As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember: all it takes is one undercooked turkey to become the “dinner rolls and soda person” for life 

For what it’s worth, honey your turkey is not nearly disappointing as last time. Thanksgiving

You’d better get out of the sun, Ralph…looks like you’re done

Happy thanks giving

This Thanksgiving cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family.

Thanksgiving, bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863

Rich with happiness, filled with warmth is the season! So is my heart blessed with the precious gift of your friendship. Happy Thanksgiving,

A Thanksgiving Poem…
may your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump,
may your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump,
…may your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your
Thanksgiving Dinner
stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t let the turkeys get you down! you’re my hero!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.- Jim Davis

the day after thanks giving is the Busiest day for plumbers

If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily. Gerald Good. Thanks giving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the human system is.
The emphasis is not on giving or buying,
but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another..~John Clayton

No one has ever become poor from giving.

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!- Unknown

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