3 Things I’ve learned in school: 1. Texting without looking. 2. Sleeping without getting caught. 3. Teamwork on tests.
I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should GO for it SLOW down, or just STOP.
How to get a girl to come home with you. Option one: Good looks. Option two: Wealth. Option three: Chloroform.
When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she’s complaining. It means she trusts you.
Jess, if you’re gonna mess with my sink, put some goggles on. Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes its a bigger target.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
Guys fall in love for what they see, and Girls fall in love with what they hear. That’s why girls use makeup and boys lie.
I like texting people who actually text real convos, and and not just “k, yup, yeah, k, I know, yeah, cool, lol.
We’re family. Families talk about things. No! Families ignore things until they go away.