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Funny Quotes About Girls (13)

3 Things I’ve learned in school: 1. Texting without looking. 2. Sleeping without getting caught. 3. Teamwork on tests.

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I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should GO for it SLOW down, or just STOP.

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How to get a girl to come home with you. Option one: Good looks. Option two: Wealth. Option three: Chloroform.

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When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she’s complaining. It means she trusts you.

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Jess, if you’re gonna mess with my sink, put some goggles on. Your eyes are twice the size of normal eyes its a bigger target.

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

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Guys fall in love for what they see, and Girls fall in love with what they hear. That’s why girls use makeup and boys lie.

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I like texting people who actually text real convos, and and not just “k, yup, yeah, k, I know, yeah, cool, lol.

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We’re family. Families talk about things. No! Families ignore things until they go away.

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