Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
I Made My Family Disappear.
If you won’t use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? Your heart might still be broken, but it isn’t gone. If it was gone, you wouldn’t be so nice.
I really haven’t been too good this year.
I’m gonna give you till the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!
Ahh…a lovely cheese pizza just for me.
Sometimes it’s better to be alone, nobody can hurt you.
Santa’s got a little get together he’s late for.
Home Alone’ was a movie, not an alibi. – Jerry Orbach
Quote of the day
This is my pizza, I have to defend it.