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Home Alone Quotes

by Smith on

 

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Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

 

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I Made My Family Disappear.

 

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If you won’t use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? Your heart might still be broken, but it isn’t gone. If it was gone, you wouldn’t be so nice.

 

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I really haven’t been too good this year.

 

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I’m gonna give you till the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property!

 

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Ahh…a lovely cheese pizza just for me.

 

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Sometimes it’s better to be alone, nobody can hurt you.

 

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Santa’s got a little get together he’s late for.

 

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 Aaaaaahh

 

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Home Alone’ was a movie, not an alibi. – Jerry Orbach

 

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This is my pizza, I have to defend it.

 

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Written by: Smith